What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 05:50
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
No way
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do girls ever miss their first love?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...